I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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