Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Welp...herpes.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
i've created a new STD.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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