Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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