And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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