I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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