Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so let's talk penis.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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