it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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