Christians are straight up FREAKS
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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