You're completely useless in the revolution.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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