I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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