At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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