47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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