i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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