I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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