About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
do nipples grow back?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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