i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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