I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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