Pants 0. Shit 1.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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