Jerry, you need to find god
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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