I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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