i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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