I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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