he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
false alarm. still invincible.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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