My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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