just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
