its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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