You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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