Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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