Jerry, you need to find god
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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