More tranny stories later!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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