i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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