i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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