I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
