My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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