found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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