you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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