Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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