i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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