I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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