I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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