You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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