dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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