"it" just moved
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ugly people sure do ruin things
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize