her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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