Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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