Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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