We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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