I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize