i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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