Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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