Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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