just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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