I'm going to jail i love you
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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