he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
