i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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